Here are some Limericks I wrote...

There was a fish from Berlin,

Great at playing violin,

He played at New York,

He ate some Roast Pork,

Next on the menu...fish fin!

There was a dog from Quebec,

Who went to live in the Czech,

On the boat there,

He wasn't aware,

 

There was a cow from Beijing,

Who could speak, shout, scream and sing.

He toured everywhere

Lost his voice and hair,

Then was served next to a chicken wing!